Hi!

I just love to receive emails, directing me to fee paying web sites where you get commission if I sign up.

Similarly, I will happily give you my credit card details to see you on a web cam.

Hardly know me, but are still willing to let me call you on your premium rate number? You're just too kind!

You sound like the girl of my dreams! Hey! I bet you're not even really a girl, just a non UK based scammer looking to fleece me, but that's okay, I'm so gullbile and desperate, I'll talk to anyone.

While you're at it, can you enter me for the Dutch National Lottery and accept my £10,000 dollar fee for you kindly allowing me to repatriate funds as the last surviving relative of a dead, despotic dictator.

I normally put a notice for scammers not to contact me, but they still do, or I reply to ads and this is the kind of sophisticated jolly jape wheeze they expect you to fall for...

Doubtless, I will still get them, as half the time, they can't read English (or just don't bother), they just cut and paste spam replies to every ad.

Anyway, if you're a woman looking to meet a guy and can eat your way through all the spam, let me know....

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